Crime. It's common to let it be, or leave it to the police, is it not? Has one ever considered that they are... inefficient? The notebook... the Death Note... it came into my possession so I could properly punish evildoers. Ryuk: oh who needs bathrooms
Ryuk: do it the shinigami way
Ryuk: use the "bathroom" whenever/wherever you need to
Ryuk: of course
Ryuk: shinigami don't leave bodily waste anyway
Ryuk: shinigami leave trails of rainbowy awesomeness
Ryuk: Some humans tell me "go out with me" and I just pretend they want to go to the market to go buy apples or something
Ryuk: But to tell me that they like me...
Ryuk: WHat's going on?
Mello: To go out means they want to be in a relationship with you.
Ryuk: ...
Ryuk: Oh.
Ryuk: But why would anyone want a relationship with me?
Mello: It's a love confession, he or she is in love with you.
Light: You're hideously attractive.
Light: And.
Light: By attractive
Light: I mean hideous.
Mello: xDD
Light: Uglier than Rem was as a pile of sand.
Mello: dying...
Light: [Sweet smile.]
Nate River: [ brb typing from my grave ahahah]
Ryuk: ...
Mello: He's hideously beautiful
Ryuk: Light you're ugly !!!
Light: By beautiful you mean disusting.
Light: :'D
Mello: :'D it hurts...
Kira: [gets up and starts dancing.] OH NO, NOT I. I WILL SURVIVE.
Light: This song is not seriously playing right now... [Stares at playlist.]
Near: What song?
Light: Pornstar Dancing. Why do I even have it on my playlist in the first place?
Ryuk: The song is for those Light moments. "I WIN. JUST AS PLANNED. I DESERVE SOME PORN STAR DANCING."
L Lawliet: L Penis
L Lawliet: L. Penis
L Lawliet: that's my new name
L Lawliet: El Penis
Mello: So Near... how many times a day do you touch yourself?
Near: About three to four times a second.
Ryuk: Light can cook very well. almost like a woman
Light: ...
L Lawliet: And he worries about his hair.
Light: ...<_< That doesn't make me female.
L Lawliet: And I didn't see anything decisive when I peeked. *peekes again* Light, get turned on.
Ryuk: Maybe Matsuda likes Light not because Matsuda is gay, but because Light is female WAHAHAHA
Sayu: ...
L Lawliet: *nods*
Light: ...
L Lawliet: *gropes Light*
Light: [Glares]
L Lawliet: *pulls his hand back* ...
Sayu Yagami: *turns to Light* And his clothes are always well chosen...
Mello: His hair always perfect
L Lawliet: And he always has females over but never gets physical...
Ryuk: and his arms are skinny, unlike a typical male's...his waist and chest and legs too
Mello: Sayu, your brother is a crazed woman.
Matt: he reads porn magazines but doesnt get aroused
Sayu: I know...
Ryuk: mello, i think you meant Sayu's SISTER
Mello: Oh yes sorry, my bad.
Sayu: I have a sister...
Ryuk: and the only way he could be such a hit with the ladies... is if he knew exactly what ladies thinking!
Sayu: Light is a woman, that's for sure.
Ryuk: and Light plays hard-to-get too. especially when i'm asking for apples. And he's quite sassy to me. Tch. Light! say something eh!
Light: ... I hate all of you.
Sayu: Seriously, I think Light died because of the things we said.
Ryuk: Oh no, I don't think so, Light is a stron woman, see.
Mello: Must be the time of the month Light.
L Lawliet: oighroihwoighwo
L Lawliet: LIGHT!
L Lawliet: I will shun you.
L Lawliet: And make you drink urine.
L Lawliet: Did you know the taste of sperm depends on the man's diet?
L Lawliet: So technically, if a man eats sweets and fruits... their sperm will taste sweet.
L Lawliet: Red meat will make the sperm taste bitter.
Mail Jeevas: I KNOW WHAT MELLOS TASTES LIKE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sayu Yagami: So light is lucky
L Lawliet: I'm not sure what toys will make it taste like....
Mail Jeevas: jdklsajakldjaklsdjkals ^^^^
L Lawliet: A baby optimus prime.
L Lawliet: playing with its plastic hair
Sayu Yagami: *dead already*
L Lawliet: Or maybe Near's sperm comes out leggo shaped...
Mail Jeevas: pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttt
Flaming_Rage: xD
L Lawliet: <_<
L Lawliet: Each cum shot is a castle ^_^
Matt: Anonymous asked you:
Ideally, how many times do you think about fucking Mello in the butt each day?Mello: o.O
Sayu: Yeah Matt, how many times?
Matt: 25... I MEAN WHAT
Sayu: BUSTED!
Misa: Awkward...XD
Mikami: Obviously...OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Beyond Birthday: I bet you stand on a corner with your tight-leather leg hanging out calling, "Chocolaaate. Chocolaaaate."
Mello: WHAT? NO.
Beyond Birthday: Yes! And some chocolate comes along with a cigarette and looks at you and says.. "Let me put my chocolate cock in your ass."
Mello: NO WHAT THE HELL.
Beyond Birthday: Yes. I bet it happens.
Mello: Ryuk watches you at night, light
Light: ...
Mello: He watches you and L get it on
L: *drops lollipop*
Ryuk: ...
Light: It's because he wishes he could have great sex like we do.
L: *is shatters*
L: ....
Ryuk: ... humans are so cruel sometimes......
