Crime. It's common to let it be, or leave it to the police, is it not? Has one ever considered that they are... inefficient? The notebook... the Death Note... it came into my possession so I could properly punish evildoers.
Unfortunately, those who oppose me are those who oppose the will of 神 (Kami); God. It is a sin.
Those who fear me finding their name should know that they fear because they have done something wrong. Have no fear for it, and you have done nothing wrong.
I began with the punishment of major criminals who posed a threat to the society I planned to model. But there are more threats to this New World than just murderers. Petty criminals and the lazy slackers are also at risk. Consider your sins, and be ready before God to do what is productive in this world... or prepare to leave it because I see your existence as worthless.
Beware, if you are guilty. The eyes of God see all.

Ryuk is Hideously Attractive. Meaning he's Hideous.

Ryuk: Some humans tell me "go out with me" and I just pretend they want to go to the market to go buy apples or something

Ryuk: But to tell me that they like me...

Ryuk: WHat's going on?

Mello: To go out means they want to be in a relationship with you.

Ryuk: ...

Ryuk: Oh.

Ryuk: But why would anyone want a relationship with me?

Mello: It's a love confession, he or she is in love with you.

Light: You're hideously attractive.

Light: And.

Light: By attractive

Light: I mean hideous.

Mello: xDD

Light: Uglier than Rem was as a pile of sand.

Mello: dying...

Light: [Sweet smile.]

Nate River: [ brb typing from my grave ahahah]

Ryuk: ...

Mello: He's hideously beautiful

Ryuk: Light you're ugly !!!

Light: By beautiful you mean disusting.

Light: :'D

Mello: :'D it hurts...

Kira: [gets up and starts dancing.] OH NO, NOT I. I WILL SURVIVE.

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#CRAZY DEATH NOTE ADVENTURES #Ryuk #Mello #Light #Near #Kira #ROFL

Anonymous whispered,

ok what underwear does L wear, you know who is L right? >.>

Yes, I know who L is. Obviously. As for the kind of underwear he wears..

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#L #L Lawliet #L's underwear #Light

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#Light Yagami #L Lawliet #L #Light #Death Note

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#Light #Near

Near and TRANSFORMERS

Light: You're gay for that bar of chocolate.

Mello: I used to be gay for Matt, but he died so... -munches on chocolate.-

Near: Haa.

Light: Then you have no right to call me gay.

Mello: I'm not gay anymore. -sticks tongue out at.-

Light: You're chocolate sexual. Just like near is Transformer sexual.

Mello: Oh dear god. -jizzes for chocolate.- xD

Light: [Chokes laughter.]

Mello: It's the best thing ever imagay >.>

Light: [Chews chips.] Uh huh.

Mello: You're gay for those!

Near: TRANSFORMERS ARE SEXY BEINGS AND MUCH BETTER THAN HUMANS.

Light: [SPITS ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE.]

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#CRAZY DEATH NOTE ADVENTURES #TRANSFORMERS #Near #Light #Mello #OMGLOL